Grimbo the Chonk

Grimbo the Chonk


Specimen:
Grimbo (Reaper Variant)
Class:
Chonk Rarity: epic
Habitat:
Dark corners, top shelves, and anywhere he can dramatically appear from with zero warning
Temperament:
Surprisingly polite, though he practices his “ominous hovering” far more than necessary
Quirk:
Hoodie shadow flickers independently of any light source; sometimes waves at people… no one knows why
Move:
Soul Swoosh — a sweeping glide that rustles papers, extinguishes candles, and startles every nearby Chonk (Grimbo calls this “encouraging vigilance”)
Care Note:
Keep him away from laundry baskets—he disappears into black clothing for hours. Compliment his hood often; he worked very hard on the drape

$3.50

Description

What’s a Chonk?

Chonks are chubby lil creatures: part dragon, part something else. They’re not-very-good shapeshifters – when they see something they love, they try to turn into it, with questionable results. No skill, just vibes.

There have been three types of Chonks discovered so far:
Chonks: elemental/themed dragons (Lightning Chonk, Undead Chonk, etc)
Beastchonks: animal-dragon hybrids (Bull Beastchonk, Bat Beastchonk, etc)
Babychonks: smaller, simpler Chonks (Ponk Babychonk, Imp Babychonk, etc)

There have been reported sightings of even more types of Chonks out in the wild – stay tuned!

Additional information

Weight 0.013 kg
Dimensions 8 × 3 × 2.5 cm