Snub the BabyChonk

Specimen: Snub (Quad-Horn Variant)
Class: Baby Chonk
Rarity: Uncommon (mostly because no one knows what the horns actually do)
Habitat: Sunny patches on the floor, fruit bowls, and anywhere with good acoustics for dramatic snorting
Temperament: Cheerful, bouncy, and convinced he is far more intimidating than he is
Quirk: His four horns wobble independently when he’s excited, making a soft “snub… snub… snub… snub” sound — origin of his name
Move: Horn Hop — a tiny jump followed by an enthusiastic head wiggle. Not dangerous, but surprisingly motivational for nearby Chonks
Care Note: Compliment his horns regularly; lack of praise leads to sulking. Keep away from ceramic mugs—snub tries to “headbutt dominance” and always loses.