Jolt the Chonk

Jolt the Chonk


Specimen:
Jolt (Lightning Variant) Class:
Chonk Rarity: rare
Habitat
: Power boards, warm electronics, window frames during storms, and anywhere that “crackles nicely”
Temperament:
Hyper, jittery, and always three thoughts ahead of the conversation
Quirk:
Produces tiny static shocks when excited—nearby Chonks have learned to keep a “safe enthusiasm distance”
Move
: Zap Skitter — a lightning-fast zigzag burst that leaves behind the faint smell of toasted dust
Care Note:
Keep Jolt grounded (literally). Provide soft surfaces to discharge on. Never let him near balloons unless you enjoy days of aggressive static cling.

$3.50

Description

What’s a Chonk?

Chonks are chubby lil creatures: part dragon, part something else. They’re not-very-good shapeshifters – when they see something they love, they try to turn into it, with questionable results. No skill, just vibes.

There have been three types of Chonks discovered so far:
Chonks: elemental/themed dragons (Lightning Chonk, Undead Chonk, etc)
Beastchonks: animal-dragon hybrids (Bull Beastchonk, Bat Beastchonk, etc)
Babychonks: smaller, simpler Chonks (Ponk Babychonk, Imp Babychonk, etc)

There have been reported sightings of even more types of Chonks out in the wild – stay tuned!

Additional information

Weight 0.008 kg
Dimensions 7.5 × 3 × 2 cm