Scuttle the Chonk

Specimen: Scuttle (Beetleblend Variant)
Class: Chonk Rarity: uncommon
Habitat: Under furniture, behind pot plants, and any place that allows “dramatic scuttling entrances”
Temperament: Alert, twitchy, and convinced every small noise is a personal challenge
Quirk: Makes tiny click-click-click sounds when excited… or nervous… or thinking… honestly, most of the time
Move: Blue Blur Dash — a rapid sideways scuttle that surprises everyone, including Scuttle, who usually crashes gently into something soft
Care Note: Provide tunnels, hidey-holes, and low shelves to explore. Avoid placing near loose crumbs—Scuttle hoards them obsessively “for later.” No one knows when “later” is.