Zombie the Chonk

Specimen: Zombie (Undead Variant)
Class: Chonk Rarity: epic
Habitat: Shady garden beds, abandoned toy boxes, and any spot where he can dramatically “rise” from behind something
Temperament: Slow, gentle, and distractible—especially by snacks he no longer remembers he can’t actually eat
Quirk: Brain occasionally emits faint “thought burps,” usually when Zombie is trying very hard to remember what he forgot
Move: Bone Shuffle — an unsteady lurch that rattles his lone bone leg, creating an intimidating clackety rhythm (undead Chonks insist it’s a battle cry)
Care Note: Handle with care; limbs occasionally detach from overenthusiastic hugs. Keep him away from mirrors—he startles himself every time